Re:Generator Magazine

How I am supposed to believe anything these people say? I don’t know any of them personally, which makes them – that’s right! – strangers. By the videos own logic, I’m not supposed to talk or listen to strangers, thereby rendering their alleged well-meaning advice moot. Don’t even get me started about their unfair discrimination against chubby men, old farmer types, soccer moms, dudes with ugly mustaches, friendly couples, cubans and anyone who wears sunglasses. If we’re ever going to live in a truly egalitarian society, we can’t fear someone just because that someone is leaning against a chain link fence near a children’s play area. Maybe he’s just tired from driving his cherry red convertible and wanted to rest standing up. Take my advice, children: Don’t listen to Captain Douche and his Hand Puppet Hate Brigade.