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	<title>Re:Generator Magazine &#187; Jesus Christ</title>
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	<description>Come for the snark, stay for the radicalism.</description>
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		<title>Thanks, bro</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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It was nice of Emperor Popetine to finally let Jews off the hook for Jesus&#8217; death in his new book. It had been on their minds for some time, but they were afraid to bring it up with Jesus&#8217; main man for fear of an awkward conversation. To wit:
In &#8220;Jesus of Nazareth&#8221; excerpts released Wednesday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christ, what&#8217;s taking him so long?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus has to be the laziest Son of God around. After coming back from the dead, he made some vague promises about returning soon, but there was no follow-through. Every generation of Christians knew Christ would come back to Earth during their lifetimes, only to grow old and die with no vindication of this belief. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Lordy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 15:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being hit by a car while crossing the street earlier this week, Lord Jesus Christ spoke with the local media in Northampton, Massachusetts to let the world know he&#8217;s a little shaken, but otherwise okay. 
The 50-year-old artist says he was out buying art supplies when the accident happened.
&#8220;To me it sounds like it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank you, Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Proposition 8]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For elucidating Biblical law for gay and Mormon alike:

That JC is one cool dude.
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		<title>Barack Christ &#8216;08</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus Christ]]></category>
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Barack Obama has just done something that&#8217;s either awfully stupid or incredibly smart. The presumptive Democratic nominee has made a concerted move toward the political center since slaying the dragon last month, culminating in his advocacy of (gulp) faith-based initiatives. Which begs the questions: has he tipped his hand, revealing a politician with the religiosity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christ v. Conservatism</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Advantage: Jesus. If he&#8217;s killed he can always come back.
Update: And while we&#8217;re on the subject, a message from Jesus Christ.
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		<title>Can sterilization be reversed? Yes it can! By Jesus!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 16:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Starvation</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the heels of a government-funded study that proves abstinence-only education doesn&#8217;t work, the fundamentalist organization One More Soul explains why abstinance is the best path using botanical metaphors (.pdf here).
Women beware! Contraception, indivualism, hedonism and lust will destroy your uterus! 
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