It is encouraging to find an interesting story in light of our imperial wars in Afghanistan, now the world’s largest producer of opium, and Iraq. A country that was once world reknowned for their exports of Goldstein… Osama Bin Laden’s straight to video releases, Afghanistan TV has found a hit in a clone of American Idol (which I think is actually a clone of a British show), Afghan Star. Not only are Afghanis rocking out like it is 1999, but one of the more popular preformers this season was a woman named Lima Sahar, which is a pretty big accomplishment for a country where the Taliban banned TV (seriously) and made women wear Burkhas.
In the meantime, the CIA’s Goldstein, Osama Bin Laden, has ben relegated to radio where he released another tape… which I doubt anyone has paid attention to. So fuck you, Osama, and fuck your CIA bosses because they are not paying me to say otherwise.
