YHVH may be on the side of the creationists who run Dinosaur Adventure Land, but as it turns out, being an entity as old as time doesn’t mean He knows anything about tax fraud laws. In the several thousand years Earth has existed, He’s been busy performing miracles, letting His firstborn son die for the multitudinous sins of mankind, and trying to keep up on His “stories”.
In that respect, the Supreme Lord God failed Dinosaur Adventure Land and Creation Science Evangelism founder Kent Hovind by assuring him if he just claimed he was under the employ of God and therefore he and his underlings weren’t subjects of the Tax Man, everything would be groovy. It wasn’t. Hovind is currently serving a ten year federal prison sentence in the Edgefield Federal Correction Institution in South Carolina.
What a mess everything is now. He could lift an all-powerful finger to change the hearts of the men who imprisoned Hovind, or spearheard a fundraising effort to pay off the $430,400 the park owes the Internal Revenue Service, but that sounds like too much effort, and besides, there are back issues of Soap Opera Digest to catch up on. Because of the Intelligent Designer’s sloth, a judge has cleared the way for the feds to seize Dinosaur Adventure Land and any other assets that can satisfy the debt.
I can’t speak for all the parties being persecuted by money-hungry Big Government, but based on the events of the past few years, I’m not sure I’d want God on my side. Evidently, he’s a shitty boss.
