10. Those parking garages that seemed like godsends three years back? Less open spots than ever before.
9. The hordes. Dear gods, the hordes.
8. Attempts to buy your significant other underwear at the Victoria’s Secret can go horribly awry.
7. Other than the Jamba Juice and Little Dono, the food court is a heart attack waiting to happen.
6. Mallrats.
5. You have to walk by an average of 15 diamond stores to get to a store that hawks wares in your price range.
4. Everywhere you turn, you’ll run into someone you know. That includes enemies.
3. A visit to the mall often becomes a depressing reminder of how little there is to do in the desert.
2. Roving gangs of geriatrics stretch what would usually be an hours visit into a six hour excercize in torture of Abu Ghraibian proportions.
1. Every time you shop at the Westfield, an angel loses its wings.
