Come one, come all, come using a now-legal vibrator in the state that foisted Governor George W. Bush onto an undeserving nation! An archaic and wrongheaded Texas law banning the sale of oscillating pleasure devices has been overturned in the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, finding that getting all up in wymyn’s snatches (because, based on Texas’ anti-sodomy statues that frowned upon penis-vagina sexual interactions until overturned 2003, the legal reasoning is apparently that ladies can orgasm by the cock or not at all) is totally not cool.
You know what totally is cool? Not unduly restricting the sale of vibrators. The females of our species don’t need protecting from themselves, or a medical excuse to mechanically stimulate their clitorises. This isn’t Victorian England – and it should be noted, women didn’t need protecting from themselves then, either. And their “hysterical paroxysms” turned out to be sinful, YHWH-angering orgasms. Fancy that! Even if it has to be dragged kicking and screaming to get there, the areas of the Lone Star State that aren’t Austin will eventually make it to the twenty-first century.
