
Britney Spear’s marriage has winded down to a close, and the illustrious pop mistress is holed up in her bunker deep beneath the city. With a handful of cyanide and a loaded pistol she awaits the invaders above. From the east come the forces of Federline. From the South, another Spears threatens. To the west march the soldiers of Paparazzi. Her advisors have grown cowardly and weak, or have abandoned her all together. The distant thud of artillery and sporadic gunfire tell the tale of the battles outside, a reminder of her impending doom. Each moment brings her closer to resolution, and feeds the madness inside her. The barbarians at the gate leave her little choice, and surrender is not an option.








