There are few things sexier than a clean, shiny tailpipe. And I don’t mean that in the abstract.
Women: I’m going to let you in on a closely-guarded male secret. Everything you suspected about men is true. And then some. We’re even more perverted than you give us credit for, and will fuck almost anything that moves, and many things that don’t. The only reason you haven’t caught on is because we’ve developed a very clever code system.
Take, as just one example, the distasteful but not uncommon declaration from a man that he plans to “go get some tail.” The aforementioned activity does not involve prowling for females of our species as you have been lead to believe, but selecting a suitable car tailpipe with which he can furtively get off with.
Fucking the tailpipe of a motor-vehicle is a time-honored rite of passage into adulthood, and for many men, an easy way to relieve feelings of passion when women aren’t responding to their attempts at sensual seduction. So when you read about foiled attempts at auto-copulation, don’t judge. Like domestic violence against husbands and boyfriends, it’s more common than you think, and less talked about than it should be.
