I’m sure Arctic sea ice of a size equivalent to the state of Florida completely melting in less than a week is an everyday occurrence, hardly worth mentioning at all. I mean, if it was deleterious to the earth our government would be leading the charge towards combating global warming. They know better. They know global warming is a myth. A myth can’t melt Ice Florida, can it?
Who cares about Ice Florida? Not me. Its easily-befuddled penguins tipped the scales towards Ice Bush in 2000. Maybe it was nature paying them back, an isolated incident that couldn’t have less to do with greenhouse gases. What are greenhouse gases, anyway? I’ve never seen them.
And remember when it was all hot in the middle of winter and we were ready to blame global warming, but then the heat wave went away? I bet it’s just like that. Only bigger, and with more melting. And if we’re at the lowest amount of sea ice ever recorded, it’ll all grow back in the winter. Idiots.
