Re:Generator Magazine

1. “I don’t care what anyone says, Wall Street just needs the money more than main street.”

2. “You know, maybe Hitler was right.”

3. “Why would I care what God thinks? I’m an atheist.”

4. “Look, it did happen, but he told me he was 16.”

5. “My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better.”

6. “More jobs? This state needs less jobs!”

6. “After I’m sworn into office, the first thing I’ll do is reroute taxpayer money so I can construct a mountain of cocaine in my back yard.”

7. “I will be raising taxes substantially to fund the construction of Cocaine Mountain.”

8. “I don’t really keep up with sporting events.”

9. “Canada is just a better country than America.”

10. “I love my wife and children, but not enough to stop philandering.”