Believe it or not, Subway spokesperson and onetime pornography rental service owner Jared Fogle has fallen off the skinny wagon onto the sidewalk of fat. From the looks of this picture, it seems after ten or so years of going to the same place for lunch and dinner over and over again began to drive Jared mad. Perhaps he grew to resent fame and the price he paid to get there: his enjoyment of food. Instead of sampling the many great cuisines of the world, he was eating the same bland sandwich prepared by intense, tattooed ex-cons, while the smell of the Quiznos down the street taunted his senses. Frankly, it’s a surprise he held out as long as he did.
