You need complex computer devices to visually detect if cats have a noble member of the animal kingdom locked in their allergen laden saliva-filled jaws so the feline does not bring the aforementioned doomed creature into your house to be tortured in some sort of sick cat gulag for hours before they’re devoured. Even the Bush Administration doesn’t eat their prisoners, so far as we know. I applaud the creators of this device, but an alternative device needs to be put forth to help manage this problem.
The device is very similar to the cat itself, only larger. Same basic frame: four-legs, tail and a head. It’s equally adept at killing rodents, but its larger size allows it to dispose of it in a few bites, which it loves to do right after catching creatures. These animals are called “dogs” or “canines” and are regularly available at any animal shelter. The dog will love you forever and it won’t completely ignore you when you call it, then calmly lick its own asshole.
