According to the Internet security firm Sophos, 80 percent of viruses in the last month have found their way onto computers via spam emails promising nude photos of Angelina Jolie. The statistic is, to put it mildly, confounding. It’s not like it is in any way difficult to get a hold of nude images of Jolie. There was a period in her career in which she wouldn’t sign on for a movie unless it had a nude scene, and I’m fairly certain she bared her breasts at least twice during her last UN speech. These shots are readily available on the web – one visit to Google is all it takes to find them. Those dumb enough to download a virus instead of looking for sexy pics the good old fashioned way deserved to have their hard drives melted.








