10. He no longer makes it a habit of being photographed in public with Joey “The Fat One” Fatone.
9. He brought sexy back, and took it to the chorus.
8. Rumor has it that he killed the real Cameron Diaz and replaced her with a talented Replicant after watching the first half of Blade Runner.
7. He isn’t K Fed.
6. He’s successfully transcended the taint on N*Sync.
5. Hot girls break into dance when his music comes on. Like, invariably.
4. He wants to be like Michael Jackson, but without all the boy cock.
3. He has a wicked sense of humor (see number 1)
2. He is not, as far as we can tell, a reptiloid.
1. Four words: Dick. In. A. Box.
