10. Rocky’s almost as old as Wilford Brimley in this installment.
9. Adrian’s dead. Who will tell Rocky he is destined for failure?
8. Rocky the first, good. The next four? Not so much. Why should this one be any different?
7. By purchasing a ticket for the movie, you’ll be giving tacit support to Stallone’s acting career.
6. The critics have been, shall we say, less than kind on this one.
5. No Mr. T action.
4. The same wooden acting you’ve grown to ignore.
3. Sometimes the elderly do need to go gently into that good night.
2. How many inspirational sports movies does the world really need?
1. Because the 2006 Rocky is destined to be worse than the 1970’s porn Stalone made as a young, struggling stallion.
