The Republican Party is looking for an experienced graphic designer to redesign its newly-unveiled but poorly-received 2008 Republican National Convention logo. White, Christian Male with traditional values preferred. Must have at least four years design experience, and harbor thinly-veiled hatred for gays, minorities and women. Must be professional, and believe evolution and global warming are lies created by the liberal media to turn Christians away from Jesus. Must be able to ’support our troops’ using only patriotic clip-art and a pirated copy of Photoshop 4. Must have a “authoritarian” type personality. Pay to be determined by the invisible hand of the free market. Please send portfolio and resume to: fixourterribleconventionlogo@gop.com.
