You may think you’re reading satire when you come across some of our more far-fetched theories. You would be wrong. In fact, the more insane it sounds, the more likely it is we’re right.
Pete Doherty does give cocaine to his cats. George Clooney indisputably has the hots for Barack Obama. Syria’s president truly hates women drivers. Kangaroo corpses do have a thousand uses. Half of the Rolling Stones really are being kept alive by modern day Frankensteins. The Brad Pitt Vanilla Dietâ„¢ did turn Angelina Jolie straight. Criss Angel’s demonic energy is destroying everyone around him.
And, of course, flamboyantly dressed musicians do have it out for the Internet. First Elton John, then Prince, and then today, as if just to prove our conceit, news surfaced that The Village People are also preparing to sue YouTube. It’s like they’re all about letting the freak flag fly, unless that flag is masted at places like YouTube or The Pirate Bay.
