I’m a huge Disney fanatic. I’ve gone to Disneyland every year of my life at least once, and am now the proud owner of my very own Premium Annual Pass, meaning I can go any damn day I want to both parks. Ha! Of course there are some of you that are the enemy and swear up and down that Disney is the embodiment of pure evil and would even go so far as to say I’m retarded for spending close to $400 to go to an amusement park where a slice of pizza costs $6. Well, I’ve got news for you, unimaginative bastards! I’ve learned a lot from Disney and I will share it all with you, for no charge. Just be present weekly.
Let’s start with how I learned that people who say Walt Disney was a Nazi don’t know shit. I’m so sick of hearing about how Disney took part in WWII cartoons to promote a Nazi regime. I found one on the delightful youtube.com and will share it with you now:
It seems satirical and sarcastic of the ridiculous demands of a Nazi regime, don’t you think? Maybe I’m just reading into it a little much, but that looked like pretty Pro-American. Perhaps people see a Nazi symbol and automatically think “Nazi, bad!†than watching it for what it is. I learned that under Hitler you would work as a slave and be forced to praise the silliest looking mustache-faced man history has ever seen.
Let’s try watching another one and see what we learn:
I learned that Germany is best represented as a drunk, blond, fatty. I also learned that children were brainwashed at an early age to follow in big Nazi footsteps. Nazis kill sick children, foxes eat bunnies (and I’m right with Hans, poor rabbit!), and Nazi wants to take over the world and make us all slaves.
So I think it’s settled. Disney was not a Nazi and anyone who thinks he was is an uninformed ignorant bastard who deserves a swift kick in the pants for pissing me off. Assholes. Now, I can’t say Disney didn’t have a big hand in racial stereotypes. Other people making tons of money off racial stereotypes: Dave Chapelle, the writers of Clueless, the creators of The Boondocks, Francis Copolla, the cast of Soul Plane, all the members of Blue Collar Comedy Tour… need I go on?
