Re:Generator Magazine

Okay, I can understand why politicians are clamoring to prevent the sale of Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. to Belgian brewery InBev. Concern over the impact on the workforce, as well as an instinctive (public) dislike of companies that aren’t American in the age of outsourcing make InBev’s bid an easy target. But one key element has been ignored in the clamor. Anheuser-Busch makes shitty American beers that taste like piss. Being sprinkled with a little magic taste dust from the Import Fairy could only help the brand out in the end.