Left to right: Actor Will Hitler, German dictator Adolf Smith.
Over the years, Will Smith has taken flack from the Black Community® for being “too white”. We always thought it was unfair to the actor, because being popular with Caucasians does not transform one’s racial identity into a zero sum game. And this argument stood up, for a time.
Even his most loyal fans, however, will concede Will Smith has now achieved a state of powder-white Aryanhood by going on the record with the belief that Hitler was basically an alright guy. In context, Smith meant that he didn’t fully understand what he was doing was evil, and could have been fixed by Scientologist programming, but the damage has already been done.
If Will Smith wants to fuck up his career, that was a good first step. Maybe while he’s at it, he can kidnap a male prostitute and keep him as a sex slave a la Boy George.
