Your stupid pot smoking son or daughter can’t manage to pay the rent, hold down a job or graduate college. Michael Phelps has 14 gold medals and basically dominated the entire sport of swimming last summer so badly that they should just call it Phelpsing. Can you see the disparity in the two? Your kid is a worthless shithead and Michael Phelps is an American hero. Your kid brings nothing to the table, and Phelps brought home 14 gold medals. The fact that you backwards ass people made him apologize I will never forgive you for.
Michael, if you wanna hit the bong, go right ahead. You earned a few tokes at the least.
